The Watcher

1. People can’t drive cars, electric karts, and push karts here (does not just apply to the Wal-Mart).
2. It’s hard for some people to unhook carts.
3. We consuming too much.

4. Why is there always at least two people having an hour conversations in the middle of the busiest lanes.

5. (Goes with 4) When you say “excuse me” instead of “Shut the fuck up, and get the hell out of the way” the two people talking look at you like you are the one with the problem.

6. We are fat as a nation (including my chubby ass, mmmmm M&M ice cream sandwiches).

7. Why do I have to wait 30 minutes to get my prescription when the doctor called it in before I even got there?

8. After you wait 30 minutes, they still tell you “come back in 30 minutes”.
9. Some husbands follow their wives like lost puppies.
10. There is no difference between spaghetti rings and spaghetti O’s
11. Some cashiers are too friendly.
12. Most cashiers are rude.
13. This is not the cashier’s first day.
14. There is always a car alarm going off in the parking lot.
15. If one of these birds that are always flying around here shits on me, I will be pissed.
16. There is always someone walking around the parking lot looking for their car.
17. There is always a group of people digging through the $5.00 DVD bin.
18. It seems like we are here every other day.
19. The man in front of us has dirt caked on the back of his neck.
20. Why are the check out lines always so freaking long.